Dear Obama Family,
First, let me introduce myself. My name is Jersey. I am a small black labradoodle. I am very nice. My mommy says she and my daddy thought I was going to be a lot bigger than I am. I turned out to be quite small, but they love me anyway. Mommy says, same thing happened to her. Her mommy and daddy thought she’d be much bigger too. She stopped growing and is pretty short, but they love her anyway too. My mommy really loves me.
Last week while I was chewing a bone, I heard on The Today Show that you people might be wanting a puppy to join your family. You are considering a labradoodle and a Portuguese Water Dog, I heard. The people on the show described me as “energetic and family friendly.” I think the people are talking about all this way too much, and I thought I should tell you the truth about us dogs, so you can decide what you want. It is very important to make sure you get the right dog, so let me help you.
How are you? I heard you are moving into a new house. I moved into a new house a while ago too. It was scary. All of a sudden everything around me was new. It took a while to get used to it, but now I love it. I’m sure the same thing will happen for you.
Energetic and Family Friendly is a good way to describe me. If you want a dog that will sit quietly under your desk while you work, and you can pet her once in a while, I am not the dog for you. I need a lot of attention.
A few of my favorite hobbies are tormenting crows and seagulls, tracking squirrels, begging for cheese, chewing books my mommy is reading, and running laps. I like to be part of the family. If you are going to do things without me, I’m not happy. I like to make sure everyone is ok. If there are visitors in the house, I will barge into their rooms to check on them, often. When you are hugging each other, I want to be hugged too. Don’t leave me out. It makes me very sad.
About the crows. I love to chase them. I can’t stop. I don’t even care when you say I shouldn’t. Once, the back door was open and I got a running start from in the house. I ran, I ran, and I ran. I jumped off the top step, wiggled my legs really fast, and tried to catch the crow in the air. I fell to the ground. I’m not sure why it didn’t work.
I love food. I will beg pathetically for any treat. I don’t even know what they are, and I will beg. I sometimes walk into poles and trees because I am begging so much and I’m not paying attention.
Sasha and Malia would love me. I really enjoying being with children. I have so much fun when little Macy comes over. I lick her. I guess too much. I get in trouble sometimes and I’m not sure why. I’m just trying to say ‘I love you.’
I also love being with other doggies. Sometimes we pass by the dog park and don’t go in. I don’t understand why we don’t go in all the time. It is so much fun. I tell my mommy I want to go in. I refuse to move past it. I dig my feet in the ground and won’t go. She gets frustrated with me when I do that. But again, I can’t help it. I want to play SO BAD. I don’t care if it is muddy or she is in a hurry. I want to run and jump. It is hard to be a puppy sometimes.
I am very stubborn. I am opinionated. I am impatient. If I want something, I want it now. I have too much energy, I am told. But I just can’t help it. I’m so excited to be alive. I can teach you to be excited to be alive too!
I get into everything. I want to know where you are at all times. Even when you are in the shower or on the toilet. I want to know. I smell so many things everyday. I have to. It is my job. Don’t get annoyed at me when I dig my nose in the ground- I am getting important information.
Basically, if you think you want a Labradoodle, you need to be ready for me. I am so sweet and lovable, but I am a lot of work. I get up in the night to make sure you are ok. I can’t start my day without a good tummy rub and lots of licks. Licks up your nose, in your ears, on your eyes. I need to be sure you are ok. When you sneeze, I will check on you. I will sniff your mouth and give you a kiss. Sneezes concern me. If you want a relaxing and independent dog, don’t choose me. I will be unhappy in your big new house. I can get lonely.
In any case, I can promise you something special- any love you give me, I will give back to you tenfold. I am a lover. I love all people and animals, and I can’t help but show it. Just make sure you want to adopt another child! I am lots and lots of work, with lots and lots of emotions!
I am excited you want a doggie like me. I just need to be honest about us puppies. We are silly and we don’t sit quietly. Don’t expect us to! Maybe if you do get a labradoodle you can invite me over to play. Right now I have two favorite friends, my cousins, Bella and Harvey. I also have two friends named Lucy. That seems to be a nice name for a dog. Maybe you can name your dog Lucy. Or maybe Jersey. I like that name too.
Have a nice day.
Love,
Jersey Dog.